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Hi I'm Sam. I'm a junior in college and I want to be an abnormal child psychologist. I love Harry Potter, OUAT, Disney, The Hunger Games... it's a long list. Please feel free to ask :)

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

Tatiana Maslany on Conan 4/15/14 [x]

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

veggielezzyfemmie:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

Fuckers.

veggielezzyfemmie:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

Fuckers.

assemble-the-assbutts:

tholki:

jayjsupremacy:

xvilex:

southern-feminism:

"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."

-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said

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kill them

kill them

i think my brain melted from all this stupidity

some people are just so stupid they’re dangerous